just-shower-thoughts:

When parents let you sleep in, it’s not to be nice but because they’re not ready for you yet.

ayrenegade:

allakinwande:

Look at the notes tho

Or when they like me back.

the never do though

milk–lizard:

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important.

shulkie:

dukeofbookingham:

accio-shitpost:

wizard teenagers breaking up with each other overdramatically via howler

This might be my favorite HP headcanon ever

“I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH CAITLYN YESTERDAY!”

“REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!”

“I WON’T HESITATE BITCH.”

onlyhumanz:

peachhyx:

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

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chlmera:

cancerously:

I feel like with the new ~fandom drama~ or whatever going around, I should re-introduce my favorite theory of fandom, which I call the 1% Theory.

Basically, the 1% Theory dictates that in every fandom, on average, 1% of the fans will be a pure, unsalvageable tire fire. We’re talking the people who do physical harm over their fandom, who start riots, cannot be talked down. The sort of things public news stories are made of. We’re not talking necessarily bad fans here- we’re talking people who take this thing so seriously they are willing to start a goddamn fist fight over nothing. The worst of the worst.

The reason I bring this up is because the 1% Theory ties into an important visual of fandom knowledge- that bigger fandoms are always perceived as “worse”, and at a certain point, a fandom always gets big enough to “go bad”. Let me explain.

Say you have a small fandom, like 500 people- the 1% Theory says that out of those 500, only 5 of them will be absolute nutjobs. This is incredibly manageable- it’s five people. The fandom and world at large can easily shut them out, block them, ignore their ramblings. The fandom is a “nice place”.

Now say you have a medium sized fandom- say 100,000 people. Suddenly, the 1% Theory ups your level of calamity to a whopping 1000 people. That’s a lot. That’s a lot for anyone to manage. It is, by nature of fandom, impossible to “manage” because no one owns fan spaces. People start to get nervous. There’s still so much good, but oof, 1000 people.

Now say you have a truly massive fandom- I use Homestuck here because I know the figures. At it’s peak, Homestuck had approximately FIVE MILLION active fans around the globe.

By the 1% Theory, that’s 50,000 people. Fifty THOUSAND starting riots, blackmailing creators, contributing to the worst of the worst of things.

There’s a couple of important points to take away here, in my opinion.

1) The 1% will always be the loudest, because people are always looking for new drama to follow.

2) Ultimately, it is 1%. It is only 1%. I can’t promise the other 99% are perfect, loving angels, but the “terrible fandom” is still only 1% complete utter garbage.

3) No fandom should ever be judged by their 1%. Big fandoms always look worse, small fandoms always look better. It’s not a good metric.

So remember, if you’re ever feeling disheartened by your fandom’s activity- it’s just 1%, people. Do your part not to be a part of it.

this is great!

praiseforphan:

frigglishsprite413:

And a happy new fear

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

i-just-needed-a-place-to-talk:

99 reasons to live.

1. You wouldn’t be able to see the sunrise or sunset anymore. The pretty colors and the warming feeling.
2. Your animals will miss you.
3. Listening to your favorite music.
4. Your parents would miss you.
5. Your siblings would miss you.
6. Being able to achieve those life goals.
7. Becoming a parent.
8. Your distant family would wish that they were around more and blame themselves.
9. Sleeping in warm, clean sheets after a long bath.
10. You would miss seeing your nephews, nieces and cousins grow into beautiful people.
11. Eating your favorite meal.
12. You would miss seeing what your siblings would look like growing old.
13. Touching soft, velvety things.
14. Petting cute dogs on the sidewalk.
15. Your friends would be heartbroken.
16. Smelling the pretty flowers.
17. You would miss seeing the world grow.
18. Going to concerts!
19. Think of going to a place where you’ve always wanted to go. You couldn’t do that if you were gone.
20. There’s always someone willing to listen.
21. There’s so much good in the world to leave it.
22. There’s a baby being born right now that could save lives daily.
23. There’s someone falling in love right now. One day that will be you.
24. Right now someone is trying to recover and save themselves. That can be you.
25. You would miss all the times you could’ve watched your favorite shows.
26. You would miss out on meeting some amazing friends
27. This isn’t the end. This is simply a bump.
28. You can live and I know that you can do this.
29. Other people have made it. You can too.
30. Changes are scary, but you can make it through.
31. You’re a strong person.
32. Pain will not be forever.
33. Think of achieving a goal that you thought would never happen. You can make that happen.
34. Hearing the birds sing and the squirrels jumping around.
35. Hugging your pet.
36. Shaving and feeling the smooth, cool glide of skin.
37. Baking a your favorite treat.
38. Your partner would be devastated.
39. Your followers would wonder what happened.
40. Sitting in a cool room under a warm blanket.
41. Sitting next to a fire on a cold night.
42. Hearing the waves crash and the birds crow.
43. Watching a movie and being blown away.
44. Hearing a new song and feeling that joy.
45. Going a long walk.
46. Drinking a warm drink on a chilly morning.
47. Wearing a cute outfit.
48. You would miss out on loads of compliments.
49. Having a long nap.
50. Waking up and feeling refreshed is the best feeling.
51. Becoming a successful person.
52. Having an orgasm.
53. Dancing in the rain.
54. Singing along to a song no matter how bad your singing is.
55. Dancing like a mad man to that one song.
56. Being able to drive and concer the fear of it.
57. Long night drives with the windows down.
58. Reading a good book.
59. Playing a new board game with friends.
60. Being able to meet your long distance friend.
61. Being able to see your partner smile.
62. Laughing so hard you think you have abs.
63. Smiling so hard your cheeks hurt.
64. Crying. The feeling of release.
65. Smelling like your favorite perfume.
66. Tasting new foods.
67. Painting a picture.
68. Drawing something and being proud of it.
69. Buying a new outfit.
70. Getting over a cold and the feeling of your nose not being blocked anymore.
71. Getting a new tattoo or piercing.
72. Climbing a tall tree.
73. Cleaning and feeling fresh afterwards.
74. Sleeping in.
75. Staring a new job.
76. Buying yourself a new phone of electronic you’ve been wanting.
77. Speaking to new people.
78. Having someone make your day.
79. Seeing you partner happy.
80. Making your pets happy.
81. Becoming healthy.
82. Recovery.
83. Saying “I love you”
84. Getting a new haircut.
85. Reaching your goal weight.
86. Seeing babies laugh.
87. Watching dogs wag their tails.
88. Looking at Christmas lights.
89. Giving yourself a pamper day.
90. Helping others.
91. Making yourself proud.
92. Finally being able to afford that one thing.
93. Kissing your love.
94. Helping an older person with tasks.
95. Hearing kids laugh while they play.
96. Going on a run.
97. Seeing the seasons change.
98. Finally getting help.
99. Knowing that you’re fucking worth it.